Ugh. It’s depressing when you remember that you went to school with people like Emma Frain and Hattie Sewell, and that while they’re off modelling and making money, you’re sat at home, skint and blogging about the famous birds you used to go to school with…


People who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

(Source: himapapaftw, via themarvelousseal)


titsforpresident:

the other day my mom heard me and my friend talking about how we hate hipsters

she now associates everything bad with the word hipster

yesterday she said “your father is being such a hipster right now”

today she said “your room is so hipster please go clean it”

this is just like the time she thought “ratchet” meant good

“wow the food at this restaurant is so ratchet”

(via themarvelousseal)


deaadly-sins:

me when I’m older

“Zazzy!”
trolleycat:

I don’t know exactly why but this is one of the funniest texts I have ever gotten from Matt.
odair:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

jadeita:

time2pee:

lapris:

u-ok:

GOOOOOOOOOOOD

oh my god is this what I think it is

OFMG is this facebook and tumblr cosplay

fucking hell

i’m killing myself so hard right now jfc

is that ashley tisdale
c4rrion:

omfg